Bloarzeyd - Delirious Insane Ventilator of Bloarzeyd

Honestly, what the hell is a “Bloarzeyd” and how does anyone even come up with a name like that? According to the band on their website it means absolutely nothing. At least that’s what they want us to believe, judging by the excessive use of exclamation marks. It might be a word randomly thought up or another word that was horribly mispronounced in an alcohol binge that ended up sticking, regardless of what it is…it’s an appropriate moniker for the two men that make up the band, Phil (bass/vocals) and Mike (drums).

As their name might suggest, these guys could care less about any sort of traditional song structure. They are simply about making sludgy slabs of noisy deliciousness. Do they succeed? Oh you bet your ass they do. Bloarzeyd are keeping the gut rattling low end sound of such greats like Karp and Milkmine alive and well on their debut album Delirious Insane Ventilator of Bloarzeyd currently out on Wooden Man Records. There is always a place in my heart for music that thrives on such primal craziness such as this. On their debut Bloarzeyd displays their penchant for creating completely balls out tunes. For the most part they let their instruments do the talking, or screaming…whichever way you want to look at it. However, at times it is helped along the way by the screeching and shouting from Phil (there are no last names to be found) pretty much adding to the cacophony taking place here. While this may not be anything that hasn’t already been done in some form or another before, anyone who is willing to keep disgustingly bottom heavy noise-rock like this going is absolutely appreciated.

Bloarzeyd – Dead Cow [MP3]
Bloarzeyd – Adnarim [MP3]
Bloarzeyd – Law of Motion [MP3]

If you like the tunes posted above, then head on over to Wooden Man Records and pick up Delirious Insane Ventilator of Bloarzeyd. It’s well worth it.